Let joy fill every Asian's heart...
Our people are going to make it;
At last, a leader who's really smart,
At last, Empress-es who look good nay-ked,
Mayuuu Zane, Mayuuu Zane, an ass-hole on the throne;
Mayuuu Zane, Mayuuu Zane, he's smarter than a stone!
His wives, they bring him much brain-ache,
But now, two families he must make.
His ho-neymoons are too damn long,
He is, more rab-bit than a hu-man.
His heirs, they're all smart and strong,
And they, all look really good in tho-ongs.
Eli-ise, Franzi-iska, we all pity your heads;
Eli-ise, Franzi-iska, with him, you share your be-eds.
He rules, with pure dumb luck;
We wish, he was instead a du-uck.
Now, we're all stuck with him,
Obey, his every little whi-im.
Mayuuu Zane, Mayuuu Zane, you hor-rid little man!
Mayuuu Zane, Mayuuu Zane, you stole our land!
Mayuuu Zane, Mayuuu Zane, you may not be very sane;
Mayuuu Zane, Mayuuu Zane, we hate you just the same.